Ian McKellen should be the voice of everything ever.
Probably the single most badass thing about this is that he doesn’t crack himself the fuck up. Not so much as a single traitorous, unbidden upturn in the corner of his mouth.
You, Sir, you’re marvellous.
(Source: unlit-vogue)
It all started with:
Yawe:
Why don’t you teach your heart to feel
And give you love love
Give you love love
Give it all away
Why don’t you teach your heart to talk
And give you love love
Give you love love
Give me give me what I need
…the lyrics from ‘Love love’ by Take That in X-Men soundtrack. I’ve been laughing for half an hour.
Izu: *hands a candle, silently, not to ruin the atmosphere.*
Yawe: *strews roses’ petals on the red silk bed sheets and ligths candles all over the room.*
Izu: *tries not to think too much, just in case Professor X is looking her way.* Yawe: *makes popocorns, sits next to Ian McKellen and waits.*
Izu: *Ian takes some popocorns, offers coke and start to write improbable suggestions on big signs.*
Yawe: *Izu and Yawe nod sturdily, pointing at the signs.*
Izu: *…making additions here and there. Not satisfied they ask to the first person with a camera to film the event.*
Yawe: *finally they can document the long-waited scene. Just to be sure they take some pictures. So they can frame them.*
Izu: *Or they sell them at considerably high prices. Ian would help for sure, with his friends.*
Yawe: *Gaytiss calls and says he wants copies to show to Moffat, Martin and Ben.*
Izu: *Martin and Ben call him at the same time, engaging each other telephone line, trying to stop Gaytiss.*
Yawe: *Mark, ignoring what is happening to the phone, writes at least 639 different scenes taking ispiration from the pictures.*
Izu: *Ben and Martin feel something in the air and Martin feels the urge to call his wife and stay away from kittens. Even if he doesn’t know why.*
Yawe: *As soon as the wife picks up he tells her he love her and runs to Mark’s house. On the way he meets Ben, together they enter the house and knock down the study’s door, but from the fulfilled expression on Gaytiss face the understand it’s too late.*
Izu: *Not knowing how to handle the situation, Ben tries to tie Mark to the chair but then in horror he realizes that Mark could enjoy that, so he grabs Martin and they run and hide in the woods, but before he makes sure that their bodydoubles are fine and healthy.*
Yawe: *Martin’s family catches up with them and they live happily ever after, the Freemans and uncle Ben, leaving Mark and all the fans with their sexual frustration stronger than ever.*
Izu: *In all this Ian, Yawe, Izu, Moffat, Gaytiss and the bodydoubles buy several opulent summer estates thank to the money gained with their speculation on the pictures.*
Yawe: *Curtain closes. Applause. Thanks.*HETEROSEXUALITY WAS NEVER AN OPTION.
Drawing by Izu
